I had one of the most horrible dreams of my life.
I dreamed that I was back at Penn and in my new dorm room. Then I look around and ask myself: "Which room do I pick?" Eh. Wrong question. There was one room and THREE beds. No kitchen. No bathroom. Gross. Watch. This will actually happen to me.
Then enter my new roommates: The rednecks from Tennessee. I was so excited to leave Redneck Manassas, Virginia that God punished me and brought Redneck Manassas to Philadelphia.
...Gross.
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- Digi Mondt
- Bougie. I am a foodie at heart. I enjoy Red Martinis at Stephen Starr and Mojitos at any restaurant in Philadelphia (almost any). DigiMondt is a perpetual Senior at the University of Pennsylvania studying Political Science and the wonders of Philadelphia.
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2 comments:
Oh, wait, who IS this actually happening to?
The universe has decided that it hates me, and has sentenced me to forever living with religious nut cases. Really, what did I ever do to deserve this?
PS I sincerely hope you escape this future. I mean, come on, Fate can't be that diabolical, can she?
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