Osama may want to kill me

What I do not get, the better word being fathom, is the overdoing of the old Apple iPod ads. I loved it when Apple ran those ads, but I hate it when other companies do.

Like this one for instance. When do people in Israel have iPods?

That might make me sound anti-semetic, so I'm going to say this: When do people in Palestine have iPods?

That might make me sound anti-Muslim and Bin Laden will kill me, so I'm going to say this:
When do gays, prostitutes, women, and African-Americans have iPods?

I'm not going to continue, because gays, prostitutes, women, and African-Americans normally do have iPods.

Sucks for Israel and Palestine, except for the fact that Israel is probably bustling with iPods during World Gay Pride Weekend when all the gays come to the West Bank. Oh wait...who owns the West Bank?

I like this one though.

SanDisk is saying that the iPod is unoriginal and people who buy iPods are followers and just apes.

I agree, but I'm buying an iPod next week, nor do I mind being called an ape. I only aim to live up to my forefathers way back in the day. Ya know, because we are descendants from monkeys? Got it? Ok, good. Osama is really going to kill me and Huckabee is going to come by my house and talk my ear off.