A Horror Story / Educated Sex Offenders

Ok, ever since my coworker told me this story about this guy who was in the army, I did what everyone does: compare it to my own life.

So, this guy was gone for about 3 years on a tour of duty. He comes home and everyone else's family is aboard the welcome-home wagon. His wife and kids were supposed to come down. In fact, he called a friend of his wife's and confirms that she was planning on coming to greet him. They've also been web-camming back and forth for months. So, he saw her practically every day.

By now he has been waiting for around two hours and he's the only one left. He takes a cab to his car or something and drives to Tennessee. The wife and kids who were living with her parents apparently stopped living there. A neighbor informs him that she got an apartment downtown. He goes to the apartment, knocks on the door with arms wide open.

A stunned wife opens the door and the kids yell "Daddy is home!" Oh, and did I mention, there's another man in there? The first words that come out of the woman's mouth are: I want a divorce. Not even a "Hey! What's up, dude? See here's the thing, we need to talk. How about you rest since you've been travelling and drove all the way to Tennessee and we can talk later. Oh, the other guy? He's just a friend." Later, you can explain who the dude is. She didn't tell him until then because $4,0000 a month from his monthly pay check for three years (~$144,000)was going towards her clothes, utilities for this apartment, rent for the apartment, and a brand new car.

Now, what would I have done? If I was in the military, I couldn't hit him, but once I retired "BAM!" that guy would literally be dead in 20 years. If I wasn't in the military, that guy would be dead on the spot. And, the wife...Well, I don't normally condone bitch slapping women, but this bitch needs a slap. Also, I'd be mad if there was another guy in there because I'm a lesbian and would probably be dating a woman of the homosexual persuasion. The guy didn't do anything. He was mad, I'll give him that, but he left without a scene and went drinking with his buddies. The only thing he is truly mad at (and I would be too) is that his kids are probably confused about this guy who is living with their mom.

In other news, I'm watching Fox News like I do every day. Sex offenders are going to be getting grants to pay for a college education. I'm going broke over here trying to help my parents pay for school and my former stupidities. Also, we're going to pay for sex offenders to be at our schools? They should apply to my school. Apparently sex offenders are getting some sort of affirmative action here.

"There is no evidence that teaching calculus to a sex offender [will change them]" - Congressman from Florida.