Would you go "Gay-for-Pay"? This could mean a variety of things. For instance, you could be a heterosexual male working as a dancer at the gayest of the gay bars, but it pays well and gay men stick dollar bills in your banana hammock. Or you can be chased around by a lesbian billionaire heiress and decide that maybe being a lesbian isn't the worst of ideas.
I mean, I'm already gay, so I can't really go Gay-for-Pay. But, that begs the question: Would you queers out there go Straight-for-Pay?
The first thing I would ask is "Would I have to sleep with it?" I would feel too Ana Nicole Smith or something to that effect. But, if I was straight, I would go Gay-for-Pay. I would become a gay man for pay, definitely. They have the best taste and I would reap the benefits from that.
As I look back, I know of very many hot straight women that I wish would go Gay-for-Pay for me, provided that I had the money. Then again, I would need to not spend the money on just myself.
This all happened and came into question when a "heterosexual" friend of mine thought she had a lesbian billionaire heiress as a Missed Connection on Craigslist. Of course, it was all my fault and I was just kidding around. She, however, was considering going Gay-for-Pay. Interesting. Richard Branson, do you have a gay daughter?
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2 comments:
HAHAHAHAAHHAHA i love how you have "heterosexual" in quotes, you big jerk face. JENNA AKA HOLLY BRANSON, I KNOW YOU ARE OUT THERE WAITING FOR ME AT MERCER KITCHEN, DAMMIT.
I would totally go Gay-for-Pay, but mostly because I don't have a job and want to make money for just being. Is that against the rules?
I'd have to say no the the Straight-for-Pay idea though, at least if sleeping with 'em is in anyway involved. If it was like an up-&-up escort service, maybe.
PS See, you are a good pet owning roommate. I ended up buying the litter, but I got the eco-friendly, biodegradable stuff just to piss off my roomie. She has an irrational fear of hippies, and apparently (according to her) only hippies want to be nice to the planet.
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