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This morning I watched the latest episode of the L Word. Then I decided to expand upon my profile from OurChart.com. That's right, I may only have one friend and zero friend pluses (girlfriends, hookups, one-night stands, benefits, etc), but that means squat. The original University of Pennsylvania chart is here in my bedroom in a notebook, with a small appendix to Bryn Mawr. No, don't worry, I'm not going to divulge any juicy details. What's the point of having this technology, if no one has signed up for it? This, ladies and queens, is a crime. Right now I'm basically committed to inviting my "Friend Pluses" to the site so that I don't look like a Puritanical loser. If you knew me, you'd know that's a farse.

Now, another crime is that H&M doesn't have online shopping. How am I supposed to sit at home and buy stuff online if I can't? I recently applied to H&M (meaning a couple hours ago). My reasoning being that I would save thousands of dollars in employee discounts. It's true. My closet is an H&M showroom. On Friday, I recently bought some things from there. Just a few.

And because H&M has very limited amounts of images of their collection...You'll have to imagine me in everything they sell.

My only other qualm with H&M is that their Manassas Mall store has no Men's Department. Where is a genderbending gal supposed to shop? I have to drive 20-30 minutes to get to my version of Meccah.

But, I do want to buy this blazer...
And maybe if I get a job at H&M I could afford it. I mean I could scrape up the money, max out my credit card, but that's the old me.









Also, I had to post this picture up. Every lesbian or androgynous woman needs a good black button up shirt accented with a skinny white tie. A lesbian can never own too many ties. They're not only cute and a great accessory. They are also an amazing foreplay tool.
But, look at this picture real closely for a second. Is that me? I could swear that that's me looking all male-modelesque.



Price: Blazer, $49.99; Black Shirt + Tie, $39.95